A man in a Miami airport seemed to want to achieve unheard of levels of flight by having a big bulge. No, he was not happy to see you. Nor did he have an idea to build a new thing called tweeter.

A would-be smuggler at Miami International Airport was caught with his pants down but not out on Sunday after he allegedly tried to smuggle 10 live birds in his underwear, according to PEOPLE. Alberto Hernandez Castillo, a Cuban native who’s a legal permanent resident of the United States, was apprehended after a flight from Cuba to Miami. He faces charges of smuggling goods – specifically eight yellow-faced Grassquits and two Blue Grosbeaks – and was released on a $25,000 US bond after appearing in Miami federal court, and will return on Oct. 26.

Al was giving the birds a trip along with a pecker which they probably thought was a large worm. Our would be smuggler really put some thoughts into the metaphor of “birds of a feather.”

Birds found in taped plastic tubes
U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers allegedly found the birds in taped plastic tubes hidden inside black pockets sewn into his underwear.

CBP officers then noticed an “unexplained bulge” on the front of his pelvis/waist area and said he “appeared nervous.” The complaint alleges that, after being taken to a secure inspection area, a pat-down revealed the concealment of “six cylindrical clear plastic containers, each wrapped in tape and some with black mesh material affixed near the openings.”

The birds along were found along with possibly a large cock due to the actions of the CBP.

Hernandez Castillo alleged the birds were for his “personal use” before he used his right to remain silent.

As much as AL wanted to be like Soaring wings represent liberation and breaking away from limits. Unfortunately for AL the CBP was the early bird here and as much as AL wanted to Spread his wings the CBP clipped them.

Attributions from:
Toronto Sun – Unexplained bulge’ allegedly was 10 birds in man’s underwear at Miami Airport