Apparently in Georgia a teacher has created a gas surplus in the foul winds of teaching.

The first thing to know about this gas station is that it is not a gas station. There are no pumps. No convenience store. No windshield squeegees. And, despite what one might reasonably expect, there is no requirement that anyone actually purchase gas. It is a designated corner of an Atlanta elementary school classroom where students can go when they need to pass … gas.

This may “sound” like a good idea but will never work out to a level that this teacher wants it to. To the class jackasses they are going to make the one man band ripping ass back there. To the shy kids they would rather shit themselves than go to a corner and fart.

“I have a very weak stomach, so I cannot take it,” she tells TODAY.com. “And so I was like, OK, I’m just gonna create this little area over here, and you just get up, you go over there, do your business, come back, and that’s just it.”

Open..a..window.. Also, these kids are in second grade, work out a pattern with them to use the rest room rather than follow the practices of forcing these kids to understand assessments rather than having a learning prompt. Plus with farts, the first moment a sickness starts running in the classroom these kids will have farts that could rechrome a bumper. I give this lady some props for the idea but I think she should come to a better usage of giving these kids time to run to the restroom, A TA(teachers assistant) can run small groups to the rest room and let them have the privacy of using the restroom to relieve themselves.

One commenter wrote, “This is genius and normalizing body functions without disturbing the classroom amazing.” Another asked the question that seems to trouble many adults: “And the rest of the class stays focused while somebody is farting in the corner???” There was also a predictable amount of parental and teacher horror.

This in context is not the way to normalize body functions, How about letting kids go when they need to “go”. The same adults saying its normalizing bodily functions I double dog dare them to fart in a corner at work. Given some children will grow up in “proper” homes and are told to never fart in the room they are in, that is for the bathroom only. You are running so many problems together here trying to fix a fart when the fart problem fix has existed for ages in schools. Its called the bathroom, So even when little sally had taco night the night before doesn’t get embarrassed when she sounds like a nascar stock car revving up won’t be red faced and crying when she is basically told to shit in the corner. This is about as absurd as people believing that classrooms hide secret cat boxes in the corner, no you have Timmy just shitting his pants there because he tried too hard.

The problem here is a fart is only a fart until someone tries to hard, Then it’s a shart.

Attributions From:
Today.com – A ‘Gas Station’ for Farts? This Georgia Teacher Says It’s a Classroom Win-Win