I can’t believe I have to write about this.. but.

Well shit. Furries are flying now… wouldn’t that make them… Featheries? Hell if this new manufactured panic is real the senator could just call immigrants from Ohio and this shit will clean it self up? I mean hell based on what people think about furries they would be attracted to the Cock pit. Perhaps a litterbox is needed, Oh wait those are in classrooms supposedly.

But for fucks sake, If you are going to do this show us a single picture. because I have a few questions depend on your point of view if 2 furries are the problem out of 3,472,394,793 pilots and the subjective use of the word “many” this is the most horseshit fake moral panic ever. What pilots do in their free time is what they do in their free time, I don’t give a shit unless they don’t have a pilots license. Only than we can panic.

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Newsweek – Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries (Drew Curtis just likely threw his bourbon at his Fark server and deleted the politics tab again. )