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46 days to go

April 24, 2007 by Hajen

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Philly -05

February 26, 2006 by Hajen

Well since I just got access I’ll have to abuse it a bit.

Here’s the one and only photo I got of my wife and forge on holiday in Philly decemeber -05.

Remeber the beer quest bro?

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Just testing it out

February 26, 2006 by Hajen

Just got access and wanted to try it out. So far I haven’t screwed anything up πŸ˜›

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